Tuesday, April 15, 2008

How a Guy Can Die

That guy lost his eye.
I suppose he lost his nose.
In South he lost his mouth.
Oh dear, he lost his ear.
I do declare he lost his hair.
In a trace, he lost his face.
In bed he lost his head.
Down the potty went his body.
He got pegs for his new legs.
In a bed sheet someone hid his feet.

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Possum

~S and I found this kind of possum under a bush. It was dirty and it looked dead, but it bared its teeth. And its tail was a dry, bloody stub. It was shaved at the back, so we saw striped fur. We put it in a box. The next day we showed H and then U. She told us to cover it with a blanket. So we covered it with a sweater. H gave it a piece of felt and cotton. We checked on it every minute. Then H said 'twas gone! Then I said,"Maybe it's under the stairs." So H tried to look without going at the bottom of the stairs to peek down. It was ('twas) under there, lying down playing dead(I think). We named him Possam(antha) or just plain Sam(or Samantha) for short.~

Thursday, April 03, 2008

World's Coolest Books With Hard Covers

  1. Get a 1 ft piece of white cardboard. Fold 3 quarters of it on one side, and the other side to make the spine of the book.
  2. Using 12 different markers, draw the picture of your cover. Then write the title.
  3. Get as much papers as you can. Punch three holes on one side of each paper. Punch three holes in the cardboard.
  4. Using yarn, loop it through the cardboard holes and paper holes. Tie the yarn in a bow for fanciness, or just a plain knot.
  5. Number the pages and write the chapters. If you know what your story's about, write the table of contents.
  6. Write your story and draw the pictures in neat squares!