How a Guy Can Die

That guy lost his eye.
I suppose he lost his nose.
In South he lost his mouth.
Oh dear, he lost his ear.
I do declare he lost his hair.
In a trace, he lost his face.
In bed he lost his head.
Down the potty went his body.
He got pegs for his new legs.
In a bed sheet someone hid his feet.

Possum

~S and I found this kind of possum under a bush. It was dirty and it looked dead, but it bared its teeth. And its tail was a dry, bloody stub. It was shaved at the back, so we saw striped fur. We put it in a box. The next day we showed H and then U. She told us to cover it with a blanket. So we covered it with a sweater. H gave it a piece of felt and cotton. We checked on it every minute. Then H said 'twas gone! Then I said,"Maybe it's under the stairs." So H tried to look without going at the bottom of the stairs to peek down. It was ('twas) under there, lying down playing dead(I think). We named him Possam(antha) or just plain Sam(or Samantha) for short.~

World's Coolest Books With Hard Covers

1. Get a 1 ft piece of white cardboard. Fold 3 quarters of it on one side, and the other side to make the spine of the book.
2. Using 12 different markers, draw the picture of your cover. Then write the title.
3. Get as much papers as you can. Punch three holes on one side of each paper. Punch three holes in the cardboard.
4. Using yarn, loop it through the cardboard holes and paper holes. Tie the yarn in a bow for fanciness, or just a plain knot.
5. Number the pages and write the chapters. If you know what your story's about, write the table of contents.
6. Write your story and draw the pictures in neat squares!
   

My Animal

If anyone asked me to tell them what animal I liked, I would say, "My favorite animal is a cat!" If I had a pet, it would be a cat. And if I were any animal, it would be a cat. I love cats!

I like cats for a lot of reasons. First, they're soft. Next, they run fast. Cats don't poop everywhere! They warn owners if they want to go poop by scratching at the door. Rabbits do that, to. Cats don't have their owners give them a bath. They lick their paws, and smear it all over their body. Cats can jump high.

Cats are brave, like horses. Cats eat healthy and junk food. I'm going cat crazy!I love cats, because they are soft and cuddly.

The End!

The Missing Kitten Mystery

Adam and his sister and brother, Aminah and Asad, were looking for their new cat's kitten, Khalid, in the basket, when they saw he wasn't there! "Where is he?" asked Asad. "He could be somewhere, taking a nap," suggested Adam. "Maybe he's playing with your crochet yarn, Aminah." "No way! I perfectly know I looked carefully before I left the room," said Aminah. "Maybe he's hiding under one of our beds." She walked into her room. She came back out, saying,"He's not anywhere!" Adam scratched his head. "Ummi, do you know where Khalid is?" he asked. "No, Adam!" Ummi yelled back.
Khalid was a white kitten, so he was hard to see against the white walls, or the white washer and dryer. Suddenly, Aminah yelled,"He's here!" Adam and Asad ran over. "Oh, it's just my white sock, Aminah,"Asad said. "Don't trick us." Aminah put her hands on her hips. "Well, you shouldn't leave all your stinky socks everywhere, mister!" she said. Suddenly a white figure streaked past. "Khalid!" all three screamed. They ran after, but, sadly, it was just...a...rat. A RAT!! EEEW! "Hey, that's Khalid!" Adam shrieked. But it was just a pillow. Aminah glanced under the pillow, and there was................Khalid.

bare bear

The Aunt Ant
My aunt Ant is an ant.
Ya know why?
B' cause I'm an ant, too!
If you pinch her chubby legs,
She'll turn into a tyrant.
She'll begin to pant.
You ain't wanna lie.
My shoes are hard to tie!
Do you like owls that 'Who?'
I can see your face is blue.
See how hard she begs.
She grabs onto the house pegs!

The Bare Bear
EEO!
Look at him!
He's bare!
He has no hair!
Did he eat a pear?
Look at him to glare.
I don't care.
Just glare!
Bare bears a rare.
Be aware.
It's not fair!
I want a mare.
Be fair! Share your hair! I don't care!!!

The Chicken Chicken
All these animals
Went to swim
But this chicken was dazed,
He was scared of the rim!

The Duck Duck
This nice duck
Was flying above the pond,
When she saw a baseball
And it was coming to her!
No one cared, but
"Goodness me!" she said and ducked!

Published.

grape jelly poem

Mystery Poem ~ Guess what it's talking about!

A green grape sat on the racing track,
It touched its grumbling belly-
A racing car zoomed down the track,
Beep, beep!
Comes round the curve,
Vroom!
Grape jelly!

Riddle Poems.

Money Bee

This little honey-bee
Came fluttering along
When suddenly
Wasp came
Bu-zing,
And gave the little honey-bee
A purse
When he realized
He was a money-bee!

Candy Lion

Those dandelions are beautiful!
Glowing like gold in the
Sunshine, when I realized
They were looking at me!
They were gonna kill me!
They were LIONS!
I gave them some candy,
And named one Mandy,
When I realized that Mandy
Was a CANDY LION!!!

stars

The beautiful night sky
Is full of stars,
But stop right there,
DON'T MAKE A WISH!!!
If you just make a wish,
It is Shirk,
Only pray to
Just one God,
And His name is
The only One ALLAH!

fish

This little tiny fish
Named Fish or Wish,
But people call him Fish,
Because he is!

Pome 2

Did you just know
That these three mice
Were riding on the pavement,
Not so nice,
They fell into a hole, but
Serves them right,
And they just made a sound
Like a nut,
Crash, crash, crash,
But no one really cared,
And ate ice cream,
Just don't forget the mice,
They froze to
ICE!!!

Pome

I want a pet

I really want a cat,
Unlike a rat or a bat,
What I really want is just a
CAT, CAT, CAT!
It will curl up at the foot
Of my woody bunk bed,
And will purr, purr, purr, but
Best of all, it will have-I just can't tell,
Oh, alright, I will just tell you,
These little pussy things, that just might be
A boy or a girl,
And are really really small,
Like just about--
Five inches,
And I guess that now you know
What I mean,
Because what I mean is a-
K-I-T-T-E-N, KITTEN!!!

Fruitland:Part 1

Fruitland: Part 1


"EEK!"Apple yelped. Banana, Cherry, Blueberry, Mango, and Orange bounced over at once. "Look!" Apple pointed. "My house has been used! My bed is all ruffled! My pillow is smashed! My books are all over the place! My best apple pie is gone!" Apple yelled all in one breath. Cherry asked,"What smash shape does your pillow have?" Apple ran up the stairs. "Come with me to see,"she called. So Banana, Orange, Cherry, Blueberry, and Mango bounded up. "Looks weird," Banana said, trying not to smile.The smash was like a baby bottle shape. Apple jumped up and down, screaming,"Can anyone just TELL me who did this? Own up! Own up!" "We'll tell you in !% minutes, OK?" Banana said, looking sulky.

And then he dashed out of there. * * * "SOMEONE STILL DID NOT TELL ME WHO DID THIS!!!" Apple shouted out her window. Green Apple, who was known as Grapple, yelled back,"BANANA IS OUT OF TOWN! HE RAN, AS IF HE WAS SULKY! MAYBE HE DID IT!" Apple was SO mad! "WHEN IS BAD BANANA GOING TO COME BACK?" she yelped. "HE SAID HE WOULD COME BACK ON SUNDAY!" Grapple screamed back. "That's too long!"Apple yelled back. With that, she slammed her window shut. Seven days passed. The seventh day was Sunday. Apple couldn't wait to smack Banana in his big yellow face. Suddenly she heard,"APPLE! Come over here! Banana's back!" Apple rushed down the stairs. "You've gotta tell me why you did those stuff," she grumbled, poking Banana in his big yellow chest. "B-b-but- " Banana started, but SUDDENLY a BIG FAT GREEN BANANA in a grayn suit yelled,"HE DIDN'T NOT DO THOSE STUFF. HE LISTENED TO ME! I TOLE HIMDA! I'M VERY SORRY!" "Oh, okay, I forgive you Banana," Apple said. "Friends?" "We always were!" Banana said. "Oh, come on then, everybody!" Apple said. "I'm having apple pie!"

ZEE ENZ!

You Can Give People Hints Without Telling Them The Whole Thing!

Today, after my bath, my annoying sister, Sakinah, told Ummi that I was peeling my scabs, not picking, behind the bathroom door. But she told Ummi like this,"Ummi, you might not want me to tell you this." She grinned uglily. "What?" Ummi asked curiously. "You'll think I'm a tattle-tale," Sakinah answered, which she is. "Of what?" Ummi asked. "Nura was doing something behind the door," Sakwakatoocheeinah said, shifting Little Bebe Zea'. "Like what?" Ummi asked, eyes wide. "Something that's serious," Ugly Big Bottom Lip Saki said. "Oh, now I know," Ummi said. See? YOU CAN GIVE PEOPLE HINTS WITHOUT TELLING THEM THE WHOLE THING!

ginger's journey through the trapdoor

Ginger the kitten was hopping along on the stony road when suddenly, she was hopping too hardly that she must have banged open a square trapdoor! "Aaaaaaaaaah!"she screamed. A great big 10 armed monster grabbed her by the head. It was not a big spider. It was not an octopus. It was an OCTOSPISTER! Ginger hated octospisters. They were octopuses mixed up with spiders, and spiders mixed up with monsters. The octospister THREW Ginger in a spare room. There was only a table with raw fish and left-out milk. And a baby alarm clock with a three mattress bed. There was an animal skin cloth blanket draped over the bed. Ginger ate a quarter of the fish and drank a little bit of the milk. She wanted to save some for tomorrow. Suddenly she discovered a stone door! She pushed it as hard as she could. The stone door opened with a whoosh. Ginger hopped in. Suddenly the stone door closed up all by itself. Ginger did not notice. She had hopped too far! She ended up in a smelly place filled with skeletons, poop, and throw up. Yuck! She saw that a skeleton moved! It said,"Beware! You shall never get out of here;because the octospister has closed that stone door. Ha-ha-ha-ha-haaa!" Ginger shivered. There was only one thing to do. Scream! "EEK!" she shrieked. "Stop it, unless you want the octospister to come in and see what's going on," the skeleton said, whose name was Horrid. Ginger leaped onto Horrid. His bones went flying everywhere! Suddenly the rest of the skeletons broke up, the poop bounced off somewhere and disappeared, and the throw up dissolved out into thin air. Ginger did not know what was going to happen next. The octopister's laboratory broke up into a million pieces! Ginger blinked a few times and took off running. She ended up at the best place you could imagine; home.

"When she's with me..." sniff, sniff

Thursday,February 21, 2008



One day Abi was doing the computer while I was doing horrible math. It was minutes(Sigh).Math is my baddest subject.Abi was singing this song that was on YouTube about a girl who was an orphan. This is some of it, "When she's with me, I can't do anything." Abi made it funny by adding sniffing sounds, because Abi meant to make the girl cry at that part. Then he went to this place on the computer and a song came out. "When I start to eat, I say bismillah! When I'm done eating, I say alhamdulilah!" Then annoying Abi went away, alhamdulilah(giggle). Then somehow, Cute, Chubby, Plump Fat Z woke up. S, by the way, I forgot to tell you, she saw a black cat at our backyard. Oh, by the way, anyway,go to this PowerPoint,"Microsoft PowerPoint-(The Ghost in the Hole).Goodbye!

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